For those of you us who live in Utah Valley, there has probably only been two reasons to wear a one-piece:
A. Because you have to.
B. Because you feel like you should.
Where is option C? Where is the reason "Because they are freaking cute and you feel ridiculously awesome in them"? Option C was missing for the last ten years but not anymore.
Great news for the modest minx that you are, the one piece is baaacck! There are plenty of styles to choose from, but there is one style that never fails: RETRO.
The longer torsos are more flattering, the fabrics are timeless and usually thicker (higher quality), the the hip section is the equivalent of the hipster bottom so you aren't picking wedgies while trying to look dateable at your apartment pool.

All these suits were found at Delia's and Urban Outfitters, all reasonably priced {$34.99 - $98.00}